1. I signed my daughter up for guitar lessons because...the instructor was HOT!
2. I skip massive parts of my son's bedtime stories because I am just so tired...he can't read so he doesn't know...yet!
3. I needed some "Mommy Time" so I let the kids eat popcorn for supper and watch reruns of Inspector Gadget so I could read my book and poop in peace! (Moms poop too ya know!)
4. We were at a friend's house for dinner when she pulled out a bottle of wine. That's when my kid screamed "That's mommy's favorite juice!"
5. My husband thinks I am sad when he leaves again on a business trip, but I am secretly so friggin happy that my "third child" is away again!